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YOUR NEW FAVORITE BAD INFLUENCE

Sit.
Stay.
Laugh.

A comedy blog for people who have their life together. And the rest of us who just put pants on.

Welcome to the pack

No pedigree required. A sense of humor helps.

CERTIFIED LITTLE MENACE
A mischievous red puppy with droopy eyes and a goofy grin
All bark.
Absolutely no filter.
THE FACE OF QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT

HELLO, INTERNET. WE’RE DRUNKPUPPIES.

Life’s a little messy.
Make it funny.

Welcome to our little corner of internet nonsense. We turn awkward moments, everyday disasters, and thoughts that probably should have stayed in the group chat into comedy.

Think relatable stories, lovingly ridiculous observations, and the occasional joke that makes you laugh through your nose. Come as you are. Stay for the chaos.

Your people are here. Unfortunately.

What’s in the bowl?

A balanced diet of absolute nonsense.

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Everyday chaos.

Small inconveniences. Huge overreactions. Stories that feel suspiciously like your Tuesday.

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Unfiltered thoughts.

The weird stuff we’re all thinking, finally said out loud. With slightly worse punctuation.

03 /

Good company.

A place to laugh at life together. Because being a functioning adult is a team sport.

A LITTLE TASTE OF THE NONSENSE

Go on. Have a giggle.

My dog and I have a lot in common. We both get excited about snacks and have no idea what I’m doing with my life.